Posts tagged humor
Posts tagged humor
“Quick! Take that pill on the corner!”
Ghosts!
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Por que não pensei nisso antes?
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Agora, garotos, vocês já sabem. Usem esse conhecimento com sabedoria (MWAHAHA).
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
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Quem achar que as tarifas aéreas estão muito caras pode querer experimentar essa via terrestre. Roupas leves e escudos térmicos são recomendados.
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Ele não está vivo nem morto: pulou direto da caixa para outra equação.
meow im alive motherfuckers
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How to wake up a cat.
Recursive computer GUI madness.
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“Vai revolucionar o mercado da Moda, ao exigir grandes bolsos nas coxas das calças. As saias também ficarão mais compridas.”
Was to be expected ;)
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DR DOS, anyone?
(Source: zero1infinity)
“É, dona Esfinge! Parece que a noite foi boa!”